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Everybody does it, regardless of what they would like others to think. To be honest, I'm a bit like a 10-year-old boy, in that hearing one can give me the giggles.


For those ladies who flatly refuse to accept that they ever produce the most hilarious of releases, the 'I don't fart, I whisper in my panties' card could be just the thing to let the world know what she does and doesn't do.

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.


Buy 5 cards for £5

  • This A6 card is approx. 148mm x 105mm, is printed on good quality card and comes with an envelope (colour will vary according to stock).

  • I offer a write and post service which is especially useful when you're in a time crunch. Write your message in the box at checkout and make sure to include the recipient's address and not your own, and I will do the rest. It's that simple!

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