My older male relatives often come out with things that leave me looking like Macaulay Culkin as his home is ransacked by burglars. It turns out that as someone gets older, their sense of annotating what comes out of their mouth goes out the window. We’re talking room full of people falling silent as they faintly catch one of these room clearing quotes.
 
To honour this natural phenomenon, I’ve created four versions of ‘Dad/Brother/Grandad/Uncle, I think I am going to enjoy your uncomfortably honest old guy stage’.  If you need a female version, please let me know using my contact form!
 
 
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