Yeah, yeah, I get it. You've got a new job and you're really happy about it. What about me?
 
'Please don't leave me with these people. I mean, yay, congrats, new job' is the kind of card to give your coworker when you're happy they've got a new job, but not really happy they are leaving you alone in hell, I mean, alone in the office.
 
 
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