Congratulations! I'm so happy for you (and not seething in jealousy in any way)', I love this sentiment. It's like, Yeah, congrats, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit envious about your imminent escape.
 
If you are happy for someone but want to be completely truthful about how you really feel, this could be for you.
 
 
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