Okay, this isn't going to be a popular card because it’s for a very niche audience. Granted, it’s not a nice thing to say to someone, but let’s not forget, not many people deserve to have this kind of ‘someone’ in their lives. Still, ‘It’s not you. It’s my horrible choice in men’ does have a place and I’m sure all us ladies can think of at least one guy in their past that this card would have been perfect for.
 
Of course it's also a perfect card for your loved one if you have a really warped sense of humour!