I swear a lot. I do moderate for my audience, so I'm not just f-bombing in the middle of a supermarket, but this card really sums up how life can feel sometimes. Admittedly, there are more polite ways of making this point, but sometimes the F-bomb is the only way to fully illustrate your point. 
 
I either give too many f**ks or no f**ks at all. It's like I can't find a middle ground for moderate f**k distribution. Well, sometimes you just can’t!