Having worked in an office environment for most of my adult life, this card really makes me chuckle. Mainly because we all know, no matter how you label your food, some muppet is going to whip that thing out of the fridge and shovel it down his or her throat faster than a whippet on speed. Why? Because people are jerks! Whatcha gonna do?

The idea of turning one of the rudest things in the world into something you can laugh at is such a nice one. Maybe you could stick this card to your work fridge, complete with witty handwritten retort, and shame those food stealing scumbags into early retirement.