Does it count as saving someone's life when...

You say witch like it's a bad thing.

To do list. 1. Buy a sword. 2. Name it

Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders don't fly.

I found a dead body in my boot this morning

I feel a spree coming on. Shopping or

Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to

This isn't an office, it's hell with florescent lighting.