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I really like this card because either way, it's a win. I love to shop, and I love to imagine 'offing' someone who is really asking for it. When you think about it, 'I feel a spree coming on. Shopping or killing; your choice.' is actually a very thoughtful card. Giving someone the choice before you unleash your rage is kind of nice.


Outside of the threat of permanent bodily harm, you're really providing a public service.

I feel a spree coming on. Shopping or


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  • This A6 card is approx. 148mm x 105mm, is printed on good quality card and comes with an envelope (colour will vary according to stock).

  • I offer a write and post service which is especially useful when you're in a time crunch. Write your message in the box at checkout and make sure to include the recipient's address and not your own, and I will do the rest. It's that simple!

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