I'm not a fan of spiders, in fact I'm a total baby when it comes to our arachnid friends, so I've done this particular dance hundreds of times.
 
The 'Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.' is for people like me who react in a less than dignified way when in this situation.
 
The card is laid out like a dictionary entry and is part of a range that I am developing.
 
 
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