Coffee is one of those things that's not really grabbed me. I like a coffee but if I don't have one for a month, it's no biggie. I have people in my life though that become terrifying at the mere mention of a caffeine shortage.

'Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. Just know I don't give EEFFOC until I've had my coffee' needs to be handed out by caffeine junkies as a warning to others to stay away until proper levels have been reached.