Putting your foot in it can be such an awkward thing, and a normal person wants the ground to open and swallow them whole. Not me. It can be hilarious to put the things that cross your mind into words.
 
I’m not a monster. I do pick the right time and place, but ‘I love saying the things that are better left unsaid’, so this card sums up that slightly demented part of my personality, and I’m sure you can think of at least one person for whom this would be wholly appropriate too.