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This is another of those "you kiss your mother with that mouth?" moments, as I may have said this to someone. More than once. Of course, being a vegetarian animal lover, the thought of one of these cute, spiny mammals being forced to make its way from your most private exit point is unspeakable.


Still, imagining someone unpleasant, squirming as the wish 'I hope your next s**t is a hedgehog' unfolds before your eyes, definitely puts a smirk on my face. I have issues? Tell me something I don't know.

I hope your next sh*t is a hedgehog.


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