Sometimes I feel like if I didn't speak muppet, I wouldn't talk to anyone for days on end. But, the real muppets are loveable and funny, right? Yeah, but not these guys.
Sometimes these lookalikes speak a dialect of muppet, so ancient that even the most fluent of translators are left scratching their heads in puzzlement. Maybe you could try holding up the 'I'm sorry I don't understand you. I don't speak muppet' card in a vain attempt to let them know.
I can't understand you. I don't speak muppet.
Buy 5 cards for £5
This A6 card is approx. 148mm x 105mm, is printed on good quality card and comes with an envelope (colour will vary according to stock).
I offer a write and post service which is especially useful when you're in a time crunch. Write your message in the box at checkout and make sure to include the recipient's address and not your own, and I will do the rest. It's that simple!
