Sometimes I feel like if I didn't speak muppet, I wouldn't talk to anyone for days on end. But, the real muppets are loveable and funny, right? Yeah, but not these guys.
 
Sometimes these lookalikes speak a dialect of muppet, so ancient that even the most fluent of translators are left scratching their heads in puzzlement. Maybe you could try holding up the 'I'm sorry I don't understand you. I don't speak muppet' card in a vain attempt to let them know.