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Sometimes I feel like if I didn't speak muppet, I wouldn't talk to anyone for days on end. But, the real muppets are loveable and funny, right? Yeah, but not these guys.


Sometimes these lookalikes speak a dialect of muppet, so ancient that even the most fluent of translators are left scratching their heads in puzzlement. Maybe you could try holding up the 'I'm sorry I don't understand you. I don't speak muppet' card in a vain attempt to let them know.

I can't understand you. I don't speak muppet.


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  • This A6 card is approx. 148mm x 105mm, is printed on good quality card and comes with an envelope (colour will vary according to stock).

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