I'm sure everyone can agree, whether it's after a flat tyre, or a simple ladder in your tights, life can seem a little unfair, and you can tend toward the melodramatic as you shake your hands in the air, asking why me?
 
'Dear Life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge' could be just the card to illustrate your frustrations. Or maybe you could just buy one for that person in your life for whom things tend to aways go a bit wrong...